tbh there’s never a ship meme that hits on the things i wanna know so here we are :
who throws things in a fight ? :
who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? :
who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? :
who is more adverse to physical contact ? :
who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? :
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? :
who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? :
who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? :
who is more likely to cheat ? :
who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? :
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? :
who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? :
who is most likely to be dishonest ? :
who is more emotionally closed off ? how does this affect their partner ? :
who is the dessert person ? :
who is more conservative ? :
who hates/dislikes oral sex ? :
(via whowails-archive-blog)
- [text] I just fell down my stairs, guess that’s how my sunday is gonna go
- [text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.
- [text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
- [text] No. You’re getting a Viking funeral and I’m pawning your shit.
- [text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
- [text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
- [text] it’s pizza time hurry your sexcapades
- [text] My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
- [text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
- [text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
- [text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
- [text] We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
- [text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
- [text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
- [text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
- [text] Do you know where I am?
- [text] On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
- [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
- [text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
- [text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
- [text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
- [text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
- [text] if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
- [text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
- [text] I’m hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
- [text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
- [text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
- [text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
- [text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
- [text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
- [text] Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
- [text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
- [text] I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
- [text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
- [text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
- [text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
- [text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
- [text] Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
- [text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
- [text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
- [text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
- [text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
- [text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
- [text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
- [text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
- [text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
- [text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
- [text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
- [text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
- [text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
- [text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
- [text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
- [text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
- [text] I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.
(via iwasborncarefula-blog)
Disney Lyrics Starters
- "I want more.“
- “I’m not meant to play this part.”
- “If I were to truly be myself I would break my family’s heart.”
- “Why is my reflection someone that I don’t know.”
- “No man is worth the aggravation.”
- “Who do you think you’re kidding?”
- “Girl, you can’t conceal it.”
- “No chance, no way, I won’t say it.”
- “It’s too cliche, I won’t say i’m in love.”
- “I thought my heart had learned it’s lesson.”
- “You keep on denying who you are and how you’re feeling.”
- “Face it like a grown up.”
- “When you gonna own up.”
- “Check the grin, you’re in love.”
- “I won’t say i’m in love.”
- “You’re way off base.”
- “Get off my case, I won’t say it.”
- “In your dreams you will lose your heartache.”
- “Have faith in your dreams.”
- “You’ve got power in your corner now.”
- “You ain’t never had a friend like me.”
- “Come on and whisper what you want.”
- “I’ve got a powerful urge to help you out.”
- “You think i’m an ignorant savage.”
- “How can there be so much that you don’t know.”
- “You think you own whatever land you land on.”
- “I wonder why I didn’t see it there before.”
- “Who’d have ever thought this could be?”
- “I admit in the past i’ve been a nasty.”
- “I’ve mended all my ways.”
- “It’s a talent I always have possessed.”
- “Someone couldn’t pay the price.”
- “A girl who gossips is a bore.”
- “It’s she who holds her tongue that gets the man.”
- “Make your choice!”
- “I’m a very busy woman.”
- “I haven’t got all day.”
- “It won’t cost much.”
- “Now’s your moment.”
- “We all must pay the price.”
- “I can show you the world.”
- “When did you last let your heart decide?”
- “I can open your eyes.”
- “I can’t go back to where I use to be.”
- “Let me share this whole new world with you.”
- “I can see what’s happening.”
- “Disaster’s in the air.”
- “Time is racing towards us.”
- “Heed my every order and you might survive.”
- “I only steal what I can’t affort.”
- “One jump ahead of the hitman.”
- “I’ve got that wanderlust.”
- “The world is my backyard.”
- “I’ve only got myself.”
- “You’re alone and you’re scared.”
- “Come on and lift your glass.”
- “Every day is like the one before it.”
- “Every guy here love’d to be you.”
- “I never see you anymore.”
- “It’s like you’ve gone away.”
- “I wish you would tell me why.”
- “People have been asking where you'be been.”
- “Please let me in.”
- “We only have each other.”
- “Put on a show.”
- “Make one wrong move and everyone will know.”
- “It’s only for today.”
- “It’s agony to wait.”
- “I’m getting what i’m dreaming of.”
- “But with you I’ve found my place.”
- “it’s nothing like i’ve ever known before.”
- “Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I’ve tried.”
- “Don’t let them know.”
- “I don’t care what they’re going to say.”
- “It’s time to see what I can do.”
- “You’ll never see me cry.”
- “I’m never going back.”
- “The past is in the past.”
- “That perfect girl is gone.”
- “You don’t have to keep your distance anymore.”
- “I finally understand.”
- “You don’t have to live in fear.”
- “I will be right here.”
- “Your life awaits.”
- “Just stay away and you’ll be safe from me.”
- “I get the feeling you don’t know.”
- “You don’t have to be afraid.”
- “We can work this out together.”
- “I can’t control the curse.”
- “You’re not safe here.”
- “This is where i’m meant to be.”
- “I am on my way.”
- “I’ve been around the block before.”
- “I’ve given up hope that someone would come along.”
- “I’m down to one last hope.”
- “My words are a matter of pride.”
- “It’s clear from your vacant expressions that the lights are not all on upstairs.”
- “So prepare for the chance of a lifetime.”
- “You will be rewarded when I am at last given my dues.”
- “You’re expected to take certain duties on board.”
- “As you thgouth life you’ll see, there is so much we don’t understand.”
- “Things don’t always go the way we planned.”
- “Can I still just be me the way I am?”
- “Can I trust in my own heart?”
- “Am I just one part of some big plan?”
- “One day when you’re strong and big, you will be a king.”
- “I’ve been exiled.”
- “I get a little tense.”
- “I hate to let them live.”
- “The battle may be bloody, but that kinda works for me.”
- “They can have the world, we’ll create our own.”
- “I am home if you are right there beside me.”
- “I know love will find a way.”
- “This is what you give me to work with?”
- “Well honey, i’ve seen worse.”
- “You’ll bring honor to us all.”
- “Sometimes it’s too much for even me.”
- “I have your hearts and you have my pity.”
- “I can improvise.”
- “Why should I worry?”
- “Why should I care?”
- “You can own this town.”
- “You can wear the crown.”
- “You’ve got alot to learn.”
- “You’ll feel right at home on the street.”
- “We make an art out of staying alive.”
- “Get what you want then get away.”
- “Ain’t got time for messin’ around.”
- “It’s not my style.”
- “This town can slow you down.”
- “I know exactly where i’m going.”
- “People down here think i’m crazy.”
- “There ain’t nothing that’s gonna stop me.”
- “Things for sure are gonna go my way.”
- “I’m almost there!”
- “I’ve worked hard for everything i’ve got.”
- “You’re my queen of the night.”
- “Love is everything, don’t you agree?”
- “Don’t matter where you came from.”
- “When you find out who you are you’ll find out what you need.”
- “That ain’t gonna make you happy.”
- “All you need is some self control.”
- “Maybe love will grant you peace of mind.”
- “You’re something i never chose.”
- “You’re the best I never knew I needed.”
- “i need you here always.”
- “Who knew i’d be here.”
- “When will my life begin?”
- “Stuck in the same place i’ve always been.”
- “For the first time in forever i’m completely free.”
- “Guess I always knew this day was coming.”
- “It’s a scary world out there.”
- “One way or another, something will go wrong I swear.”
- “You’ll just upset me.”
- “Go ahead and leave me, I deserve it.”
- “On your own you won’t survive.”
- “They’ll eat you up alive.”
- “Don’t let him device you.”
- “I won’t say i’ve told you so.”
- “I’m where i’m meant to be.”
- “At least I see the light.”
- “Everything looks different now that I see you.”
newsies sentence meme
- ❝that’s my cigar❞
- ❝you’ll steal another.❞
- ❝i smell money!❞
- ❝you smell foul.❞
- ❝you’re a liar! you lied about everything. you didn’t even tell me your real name!❞
- ❝we ain’t got five bucks! we ain’t even got five cents!❞
- ❝he put an egg in his shoe and beat it.❞
- ❝what is this, some kind of walking mouth?❞
- ❝my father taught us not to lie.❞
- ❝it’s a bad headline.❞
- ❝i say… that what you say… is what i say.❞
- ❝spent a month there one night.❞
- ❝it ain’t lying. it’s just improving the truth a little.❞
- ❝you have a way of improving the truth.❞
- ❝dear me, what is that unpleasant aroma? i fear the sewer may have backed up in the night.❞
- ❝it ain’t what they say, its what we say, and nobody ain’t gonna listen to us unless we make ‘em!❞
- ❝now when i created the world…❞
- ❝yeah, it’s a mouth. a mouth with a brain, and if you got half a one, you’ll listen to what he’s got to say.❞
- ❝i’m just not used to havin’ whether i stay or whether i go matter to anybody. i’m not sayin’ that it should matter to you. i’m just sayin’, um- but does it? matter?❞
- ❝no! we’re just a bunch of angry kids with no money.❞
- ❝okay, you guys gotta go out and be, uh, am-bastards.❞
(via supxrbia-blog)
- “Just a little while longer.”
- “Can you come tuck me in?”
- “Come on, I’ll tuck you in.”
- “Did you sleep okay last night?”
- “C’mon, read me something! Just like old times.”
- “Is that my shirt?”
- “Can we stay in tonight?”
- “Will you stay with me?”
- “Shh, it’s okay.”
- “Go to sleep, go to sleep.”
- “Hold my hand.”
- “C’mere, it’s alright.”
- “You’re fine.”
- “You’re apart of the family.”
- “Hug?”
- “Gimme a kiss!”
- “Can I snuggle with you?”
- “Your breakfast is getting cold!”
- “Tickle, tickle, tickle!”
- “I got you something!”
- “No, go back to sleep.”
- “What are you smiling about?”
- “He’s such a downer.”
- “Here, I’ll zip you up.”
- “Do you want me to read to you?”
- “I know a lullaby. Think that’ll help you sleep?”
- “Turn around!”
- “Your tie is crooked.”
- “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
- “Can we get a dog?”
- “I love you.”
- “Time for your bath.”
- “You first.”
- “Lemme wash your hair.”
- “Stop squirming!”
- “My turn!”
- “Mind if I move a bit closer?”
- “Can I stay the night?”
- “Don’t you dare go outside without a coat.”
- “They forgot to flush!”
- “Come here!”
- “Mom/Dad! They’re being mean!”
- “Think we can play a board game later?”
- “Don’t be so mean to them, you understand me?”
- “Watch your tone!”
- “Here. I’ll do it for you. Give me the tie.”
- “Don’t slam the door!”
- “Eat your greens.”
- “Stop playing with your food.”
- “Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it.”
- “Happy Birthday!”
- “They sings like a goddamn crow.”
- “Don’t sass me, young lady/man.”
- “I don’t like kissing them.”
- “I was gone for ten fucking minutes!”
- “Read to me.”
- “What is going on?”
- “You’re crazy, but I like that.”
- “Hey, watch out for them, okay?”
- “I got the last slice of pizza. I’m gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.”
- “We’re out of milk again!”
- “Who wants a hearty breakfast?”
- “Back in my day….”
- “She’s/he’s my annoying younger sibling.”
- “We don’t need another kid.”
(via qceenmother)
A mix of FoB lyrics off of different albums that can be used as starters
- “We’re only liars, but we’re the best.”
- “We’re friends when you’re on your knees.”
- “You only hold me up like this cause you don’t know who I really am.”
- “Sometimes I just want to know what it’s like to be you.”
- “I wanna teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way”
- “I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday”
- “Hell or glory, I don’t want anything in between”
- “It’s just a matter of time until we’re all found out”
- “I swear I’d burn the city down just to show you the light”
- “I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive”
- “I’ve got headaches and bad luck but they couldn’t touch you”
- “We’re the lifers, here to the bitter end”
- “You always fold just before you’re found out”
- “I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear”
- “That’s just who I am this week”
- “Is this more than you bargained for yet?”
- “And if you say this makes you happy then I’m not the only one lying”
- “Nothing comes as easy as you.”
- “I’ll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.”
- “I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses”
- “I’m hopelessly hopeful, that you’re just hopeless enough”
- “You’re the only place that feels like home”
- “Always weigh what I’ve lost against what I left”
- “Find a safe place, brace yourself, bite your lip”
- “The best of us can find happiness in misery”
- “I don’t blame you for being you but you can’t blame me for hating it”
- “You said you’d keep me honest”
- “This has been said so many times that I’m not sure if it matters”
- “I know this hurts, it was meant to”
- “Your secret’s out and the best part is it isn’t even a good one”
- “Baby, seasons change but people don’t.”
- “They say your head can be a prison.”
- “We’re the new face of failure”
- “I just want to be a part of this”
- “One day we’ll get nostalgic for disaster”
- “I thought I loved you it was just how you looked in the light.”
- “Thanks for the memories”
- “Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes”
- “I could learn to pity fools as I’m the worst of all”
- “We’re so miserable and stunning”
- “I’m addicted to the way I feel when I think of you”
- “I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen”
- “Isn’t it tragic?”
- “And I’m so sorry, but not really”
- “The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you”
- “I’m coming apart at the seams”
- “I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me ”
- “They always bring up how you’ve changed”
- “I’m in love with my own sins.”
- “What if you peaked early?”
- “I will never end up like him.”
- “Oh darling I know what you’re going through”
- “You can only blame your problems on the world for so long”
- “I wanna scream ‘I love you’ from the top of my lungs”
- “I will never believe in anything again”
- “Change will come”
- “I’ve got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match”
- “My mind is a safe”
- “What makes you so special?”
- “You put my head in such a flurry”
- “Have you ever wanted to disappear?”
- “Please take me back”
- “I’m a nervous wreck”
- “Tonight the foxes hunt the hounds”
- “We are wild, we are like young volcanoes”
- “Come on make it easy, say I never mattered”
